- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Sex education in Texas.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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