- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Ask me if im a tree? No

whats my name? Matt

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

360 NO SCOPE

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

just sit down and dont be a Jew

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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