- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Whats green? The color green.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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