- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Ian's mind Elevator music

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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