- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Set up Punch line.

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Whats green? The color green.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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