How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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