There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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