- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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