- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Sex education in Texas.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

feminists.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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