Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Whats green? The color green.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Weed.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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