What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Whats green? The color green.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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