- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

I can count to potato.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.