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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Just found out that it doesn't work.

What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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