- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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