- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

I am very humble.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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