- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

oh no, i've lost my tractor

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

So a baby seal walks into a club

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

Obama.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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