- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

What? Yes.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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