- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Invisible Children Foundation.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

Those last 4 were by: Walter

What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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