How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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Sam Hengal.

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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