What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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go F*** yourself

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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Anti Joke

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