- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

do you wanna hear a joke school

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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