What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

What's an Anti Joke?

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Jebron Lames.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

I can count to potato.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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