Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Snooki

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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