Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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Women's Rights

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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