What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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