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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero