- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

womens rights.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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