Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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What's two plus two? Window

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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This is funny.

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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