Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Cows are land manatees.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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