- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

identical jokes get different votes.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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