- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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