Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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800 people died last year. end of story

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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