- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What's two plus two? Window

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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