- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Snooki

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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