- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

What did Washington say to California? WC

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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No!

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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