- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

So a baby seal walks into a club

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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