What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

Charles Manson is innocent.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

What did Washington say to California? WC

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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