why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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