Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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My dad

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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Women's rights...

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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A bar walks into a man

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Imagine a scenario Add a Rhubarb Crumble into your scenario Add your mother and father sitting together watching the news in your scenario. Your scenario should take place in an old people's home Add an Olympic athlete doing the splits into your scenario If there were any crane-flies in your scenario, be sure to subtract them at once. Divide your scenario by two. Your scenario should now be a mental image of flying horses and a hippopotamus eating a large salmon mousse. There will be a pig tied to a pair of sunglasses.

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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why did the guy die? because he got hit by a train. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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