How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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