- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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