- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Poop

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Women's rights

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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