- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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