A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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tommy is retared

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women's rights

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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THE END.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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Anti Joke

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