- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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