a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

THE END.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

women's rights

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

What's round and orangey? An orange.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

tommy is retared

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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