- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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