- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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