- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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