- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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