- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Knock knock What?

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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