There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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My dad

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snooki

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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