What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Ready for something funny? nothing

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

snooki

why is this joke funny because your laughing

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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