Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Where's my tractor?

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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