- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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