What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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