What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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