- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

a pornstar comes early to a party

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Who is it?

what did one computer say to the other .........

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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