- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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