What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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