- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

4-4-2

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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