- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Your grandma's cookies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Replacement Referees

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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