What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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