- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

Black...

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

women's rights, lol

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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