- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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