Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Sarah Palin

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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for keeps?

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What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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