- Anti Joke

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

You bumder!

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

If you were a cactus, why?

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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